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And so it begins..

ok so here we go, my first ever blog post! How exciting! So whilst I sit here pretending to be all professional let me just warn you- I am not. I decided to start a blog purely for:

a) something to fill my endless nights awake with

B) to vent, because lets face it we all need to rant and rave somewhere sometimes, ESPECIALLY with a newborn

C) I actually enjoy writing and also reading. Handy, really. 😂

D) to create something where people in similar situations and who maybe need half an hour of thinking of problems other than their own, to relate to, or just to laugh at me and my ridiculous ramblings.

I am 29 and from Hull, which is in England and is in the north. We have a funny accent and we have just been awarded “city of culture 2017” 

I love Hull, it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, some bits of it are shit but I’m sure most cities have lovely areas, and also areas which you would need armed bodyguard’s with you before you even consider to visit it. Hull is just like any normal city, the people are friendly, everyone loves Patty butties and we have the Humber bridge. Google it, it’s quite cool. (Same for Patty butties, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it).

I met my husband and father of our son when I was about 17, when funnily enough I was actually dating his best friend at the time’s brother. (Awks)

We were always friends and after the relationship with said bro-of-friend ended, we got together and things sort of went from there. We’re bezzos and are always laughing. he’s a good egg.

We’ve been married 3 years, and have just had our first baby. It took us 5 months to conceive, and that’s with me being on the pill for over 10 years. I must admit, I was expecting it to take much longer. But we were lucky. That doesn’t mean I wasnt inputting data like some loon in all these different bloody apps, when my last period was, when we had sex, what position it was, has my egg deployed on its journey yet??? It was so easy to get carried away, in fact, the month we actually conceived was the month I gave it a rest as I was becoming obsessed. And lo and behold, here we are! However, when you want something so very badly, it’s hard to just take a breath and realise that all the stress and agg actually has the opposite effect of what you want. ESPECIALLY as there were so many people around me getting caught pregnant after a one night stand, oh we just tried and ‘bam’ first time lucky, blah blah blah.

So that’s a little about me. I’ll be updating as often as I can, with everything from day to day life or anything I think is worthy of me getting wax lyrical about, or anything that I find mildly amusing.

Please be aware though that I am quite sweary. So I apologise in advance if I offend anyone. However that is my warning, and so if you are still offended after I have warned you then that’s your own thing. ✋

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